Children In Church Jokes

Children in Church A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear." One Sunday in a Midwest City, a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!" One particular four-year old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets." A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping." A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible. He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out.. "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered, "It's Adam's suit". The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?" Six-year old Angie, and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers." My grandson was visiting one day when he asked , "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo, while I asked, "No, how are we alike?" "You're both old," he replied. A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. Then, one day, she floored her grandmother by asking, "Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus? The virgin Mary or the King James Virgin ?" A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife." Train up a child in the way he should go; even when he is old he will not depart from it.(Proverbs 22:6 ESV) Folly is bound up in the heart of a child, but the rod of discipline drives it far from him.(Proverbs 22:15 ESV)

Lady Figurine

Last Saturday after the Memorial service for Auntie Margaret(my husband's great Aunt) we were able to choose several things-and each niece/nephew choose one figure. Auntie Margaret's husband bought one of these for her for several years. We were told they were valuable-I just choose the one that goes best in our home-a Victorian lady!

Here's the Bottom I'm joining Vintage Thingie Thursday at http://coloradolady.blogspot.com/2011/03/vintage-thingie-thursday-vintage-ponies.html

Pink Dishes From Auntie Margaret

Some more great gifts from Auntie Margaret-pink with flowers-my favorite!

Sweet Children Print

Here's another gift from Auntie Margret's estate-this sweet picture of two children!

Tulip Vase

This tulip vase was one of the items we received from Auntie Margaret's estate. My sister-in-law found it for me and thought I would enjoy it-of course-it's pink!

Fake Roses

I'm ready for spring and real roses-these are on our back porch-see the little pink bird in the nest.

Camping

Maggie and I are ready to go camping! The pink camper is out and I'm looking forward to a weekend camping soon!

Pink Ice Cream Cone Timer

I bought this-not for cooking-but thought it would be fun to use with the kids when they have to take turns playing with something-like my new IPAD.

I'm linking up to Pink Saturday at http://howsweetthesound.typepad.com/my_weblog/2011/03/pink-saturday-march-26-2011.html

Crocheted Flowers

Crocheted Flowers-do you think they'll ever make a comeback. I've picked these up over the years-don't know why except-they remind me of Grandma! I'm joining Feathered Nest Friday athttp://frenchcountrycottage.blogspot.com/2011/03/little-vintage-books-feathered-nest.htmland Junkin Finds Friday at http://ljm-alacarte.blogspot.com/2011/03/junkin-finds-friday-21-big-announcement.htmland Show and Tell Friday at http://romantichome.blogspot.com/2011/03/show-and-tell-friday_24.html

Pink Paisley Tray

A lady gave this tray to my Mom to give to me a couple of days ago because she had seen my pink camper while at the campground. My Mom didn't even know her name-such thoughtfulness from a stranger. It will be great to serve food or drinks on. I don't know if it's very old-but it has a pretty paisley pattern.

I'm linking up with Vintage Thingie Thursday

at http://coloradolady.blogspot.com/2011/03/vintage-thingie-thursday-vintage-this.html

Pink Truck

If you can't have a big one-how about a little one! Came across this a couple months back-didn't buy one yet-sure is tempting though!

Pink Hooded Car

I saw this car going the other way in town a couple of weeks ago. Today I saw it parked at a restaurant and had to get a picture. Maybe when I get a new vehicle ( I want a 4 door Jeep!)-I can get have the roof painted pink!

A Tisket, A Tasket, A Pink & White Basket

The story about this pink basket :

I stopped by my friend Tete's house last nite before church because I was telling her how awful of a headache I had yesterday. Now I don't get sick or get headaches(like I've not missed a day of work in 14 years, didn't miss one day of school-I'm just lucky I guess). This one was so bad-I thought-maybe I need to go to the hospital(by the way-I don't like hospitals or doctors). This headache felt almost as bad as the kidney stone I had 17 years ago(if you've had a kidney stone-you'd understand). I threw up a couple of times and felt like my head would explode. No other symptoms. She told me to come on by-she wanted to look at my neck. She did this pop thing on it and it gave me some relief(I've never been to the chiropractor-but she thinks I should to get adjusted).

Anyway, as I was leaving-she handed me this cute little basket and then told me that Craig (her 25 year old Son) had picked it out for me and that I should give him a kiss. I think he was a little nervous-unsure what I would do or where I would kiss him-so I walked over(he was sitting on the floor), pushed back his bangs and planted one right on his forehead.

Didn't think much about it until I called Tete back after church-and she precedes to tell me that the guys(her husband and son) were arguing about who bought me the cute pink basket. Steve(her husband) apparently picked it out, but Craig ended up buying it.

So.....................looks like Steve's got a BIG KISS coming-He better watch out cause when he least expects it-I'm gonna grab him and plant one on!

(BTW-Tete's in on this one!)

Pink Bunny Slippers

I saw these for sale on a website and may have to order me a pair-aren't they adorable-and anyone who knows me knows-I always wear heels!!!

I'm joining Pink Saturday at http://howsweetthesound.typepad.com/my_weblog/

Vintage Pink Items

I have a small landing at the top of the stairs(enough room for 2 chairs and a couch) where I have it set up for a reading area(not that I've ever used it!). Can you see why-all the chairs are already taken! I bought this sweet doll off a junk lady years ago-she's got a little pink vintage pipe cleaner dog next to her-I think she looks pretty cozy! Also some of my pink cushion heart collection.

I'm joining Feathered Nest Friday at http://frenchcountrycottage.blogspot.com/2011/03/french-chairs-welcome-to-feathered-nest.htmland Show and Tell Friday at http://frenchcountrycottage.blogspot.com/2011/03/french-chairs-welcome-to-feathered-nest.htmland Junkin Finds Friday at http://ljm-alacarte.blogspot.com/2011/03/junkin-finds-friday-20.html

St. Patrick's Day Bow

A co-worker left me this green bow to take to the nursing home to get a picture with my Grams. I decided to forgo the green hair since I wouldn't get to see her until this evening and then she'd be going to bed and no-one would see her-so we've decided on yellow or lavender hair for Easter!

Oval Children's Prints

I bought the top and bottom print together and later found the middle one-I like them all together-but I haven't found the right place for them. I think I need a little children's area to put them with my vintage children's toys-but I'm out of room!

I'm joining Vintage Thingie Thursday at http://coloradolady.blogspot.com/2011/03/vintage-thingie-thursday-vintage_16.html

Pink Flower and Butterfly Bowl

I picked this little sweet bowl up yesterday for $2.50-I just love the little flowers and butterflies-wouldn't it look good on an Easter dinner table!

Funny Pink T-Shirt

I love fun t-shirts and thought this pink one would be a great addition to my collection - It says "You look funny with your head turned sideways like that!"

Pink Coats

Do you remember this coat I was looking for several months ago? I'm so excited-I found it on ebay-brand new!!! A girl at work had one just like it and I fell in love with it and have been searching for it ever since. I told her I had finally found one and she said I got it cheaper than what she paid for it-and just in time for spring!!!! Then I spotted this little beauty on Friday nite and went to order it -and it wouldn't process. After several attempts-it showed it was no longer available. I was so disappointed. By the next evening-a confirmation had showed up that the order had went thru-so I'm keeping my fingers crossed that I will get that one in the mail too!

A girl can never have to many pink coats-right-I only have 5 pink winter ones-on to looking for spring ones!

Antique Cherub Mirror

I've had this really neat cherub mirror for a few years. I love the old patina and the tarnished silver!

I'm joining Silver Sunday at http://thegypsyfish.blogspot.com/2011/03/march-silver-sunday.html

Stylish Pink Mustaches for Girls

While searching the web-I came across these wonderfully fun PINK mustaches-I will be wearing one of these sometime too-and also thought they would be fun to take camping for the kids to wear in their plays . One for everyday of the week and then I spied-Saturday's mustache-and my grams was game-she can't see herself-but she lets me have fun!

Here's my grandma-Ella Mae-modeling the Saturday Pink Moustache called -The Grandma! I'm joining Tickled Pink at http://www.504main.com/2011/03/tickled-pink-no-43the-link.html

and Pink Saturday at http://howsweetthesound.typepad.com/my_weblog/2011/03/pink-saturday-march-12-2011.html

Vintage Little Girl Print

I love vintage prints-especially ones of little girls and roses! This one hangs in my dining room!

I'm linking up for Vintage Thingie Thursday at http://coloradolady.blogspot.com/

Vintage Rabbit with a Doll Face

This little sweet surprise was staring out from the bag at me-I got so excited!!!! I always look for these and rarely find them-but my BF Tete found this one for me! The other half of my Easter goodie bag which the fur baby slippers(Ella Maes Barn Gathering Blog) would have been enough!
I so love this little girl(she's got purple on her, but it looks pink in the photo) She's been loved and I like that! Thanks again Girlfriend for such wonderful surprises! I'm joining White Wednesday at http://fadedcharmcottage.blogspot.com/2011/03/white-wednesday-90.html

Cosmopolitan Shaker

I bought this little pink shaker at Christmas to put in the pink camper! I think it will be a fun addition(and it's not too big-since the camper is already packed!). If you're in the area-stop by and I'll make you one!

Miss Kitty

My Miss Kitty is at least 18 years old and I have been having to face that it is getting closer to her time. I've been having a really hard time with this since she is my very first pet I've ever had and her personality is like no other cat I've seen(she's me in cat form!) I'm trying to love on her as much as I can every day and feed her the wet food she loves.

I've never seen another angora cat like her-her hairs not perfect anymore-but she's still got it going on-just like I want to when I'm old!

Pink Costumes

I'd love to be one of these ladies all dressed up in these fun costumes! Hope you had a great weekend!

Pink Plastic Bunny

Found this pink plastic bunny on a small trip to pick up a cabinet I bought. Couldn't resist the pink bunny for only $5.00. Great addition to my vintage easter collection! I'm joining Pink Saturday at http://howsweetthesound.typepad.com/my_weblog/2011/03/pink-saturday-march-5-2011.html

God Bless Our Home Print

Another religious print that I have hanging in my dining room-I love the pink roses! I posted some on both blogs the last two days-Have a GREAT weekend! I'm joining Junkin Finds Friday at http://ljm-alacarte.blogspot.com/2011/03/junkin-finds-friday-18.html
and Show and Tell Friday at http://romantichome.blogspot.com/2011/03/show-and-tell-friday.html
and Feathered Nest Friday at http://frenchcountrycottage.blogspot.com/2011/03/little-bit-of-

Thy Will Be Done Print

Another of my prints I have yet to hang(I'll put it on my long list!). I love the roses in this one! I'm joining Vintage Thingie Thursday at http://coloradolady.blogspot.com/

Pink and Red Roses

I don't have a lot of red in my house-but I do love these old kerosene lamps with roses on them! I'm joining Red Wednesday at http://suelovescherries.blogspot.com/

Retro Pen

One of my mom's friend's gave me this fun retro ink pen. I keep it on my desk at work. The pen is pink and the holder is a sparkly turquoise!